List of Just Dance conspiracy theories

It is not widely known that Just Dance is involved with quite a lot of shady shit, including clandestine dealings with the Illuminati and various other sects and cults. This is an non-exhaustive list of conspiracy theories surrounding the Just Dance series.

Katy Perry is a slave
American musician Katy Perry made the song "Chained to the Rhythm" in 2017 to show that she was breaking out of the Illuminati. Just Dance 2017 was the first game which did not feature a new song of Perry's. The theory is that Just Dance and the Illuminati are working hand in hand, and thus by leaving the Illuminati, Katy effectively ended her contract with Ubisoft.

Just Dance wants to make you fat
We all know Just Dance is all about movement, but is that a ploy to make you think that the game is about losing weight? We see several fat dancers in the game, if the game is about being fit, why are there fat dancers? This raises even more questions, what does "CAL" (Refer to calorie mode) stand for? Well, here's the answer: "Call A Lifesupporter". It all makes sense, they want to make you fat so that you can call Life Support and end your life in the process.